Sure, it should be a rule that Coca Cola products can be blamed for all "out there" bunnies.

And yes, genie fic...maybe involving a not-meant-to-be-made wish where Sam, in an argument says to Dean, "I wish you weren't my brother" and fun ensues.

I may or may not need to get out more.

And yes, at least you ahve time for your move. All this was just *sprung* on me, but it needs to be done, so I do it. And think, "God, you better be paying attention to what a freaking GREAT person I am." Er...