tommygirl | one week until the O.C. premiere...bitch (Reply)

oh how I adore Zach Braff

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“Poor Ashlee Simpson! I'm excited to tell you that this news has reached Munich. Acid Reflux huh? I get that too, you just chew down a whole bunch of Tumms. They even have tropical fruit flavors that are highly tasty. No need to go Milli Vanilli on national TV about it. But I do like the obscure ailment technique of passing the buck. Zach, why didn't you come to work today? I'm sorry - I've got soft bowel reflux - couldn't make it. Hey Zach, why did you lip-synch your appearance on Maury? I've never done this before, but my cuticles were itchy. My dad thought it would be best if I had our robot plug Garden State for me.”

::falls on bed in fit of laughter::

I'm going to try and use that itchy cuticle one with my boss next time I get a case of just-don't-want-to-be-here itis.

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I had very weird Smallville dreams (clark and I running from the elusive "someone" in a grocery store) and then it morphed into a dream with Ryan Gosling as Draco Malfoy and um...he kept dancing around to Justin Timberlake. A bit worrisome. What could my subconscious possibly be telling me? Except maybe to "...lay off the Tylenol PM, you crazy woman!"

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Not going to dwell on the whole livejournal hysteria of yesterday though I feel for her and makes me realize how happy I am that I friends lock in my regular journal (Not that I'm posting political diatribes - unless pimping the Eminem video counts - it's more for the reason of a crazy ex-boyfriend that doesn't understand the meaning of "personal space", but I disgress).

No matter what your beliefs/opinions/political take, if you're from U.S., just remember to vote. That's all I ask.

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I'm writing! I swear! Can I help it if I have voices battling for control in my head?

Is this a sign of Schizophrenia? Or just too much procrastination with my writing for way too long?

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I got my O.C. dvds yesterday and have already gotten through six episodes. I have an illness! And