so the pairings of doom from my icons
Aug. 26th, 2005 11:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tommygirlBecause this is a crack meme and might inspire wonderful cracked out crossover fic.
Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. Etc.
Note: Bolded my faves - just in case someone's interested.
Fred (AtS)/Shakespeare (shakespeare in love) - traveling through one of her portals again?
Michael Guerin (Roswell)/Luke Danes - ::giggles:: then ::giggles some more::
Maria Deluca (roswell)/Josh Lyman (WW) - weird. he's too old for her, but there could be banter on big block of cheese day where Maria fights for rights of supposed "aliens"
Lorelai Gilmore (GG)/Eric Weiss (Alias) - oddly intriguing if I didn't find it blasphemous to think of Lorelai with someone other than Luke
Sydney Bristow (Alias)/Dan Rydell (Sports Night) - OMG! HOT! Write this! My birthday is Sunday! C'mon people!
Casey McCall (Sports Night)/Joan Girardi (JoA) - EWWWWW! She's like his son's age...okay, a little older, but honestly. Maybe God can force her to intern for him, but no pairing. I'd cry.
Sark (alias)/Draco Malfoy (HP) - Make him legal and that would be the hottest thing ever.
John Crichton (Farscape)/Clark Kent (Smallville) - the two farmboys can talk about life and outgrowing their roots.
Chris Perry (Charmed)/John Sheppard (SGA) - The banter! The pretty! Me wants it!
Kyle Valenti (Roswell)/Faith (Buffy) - Talk about the snark possibilities! Faith is just the type of girl that Kyle needs.
Simon (FF)/Charlie (Lost) - strangely alluring to me.
Veronica Mars/Selene (underworld) - Um...they could exchange angstful tales of woe and stuff.
Jack (Lost)/Seth (OC) - Seth would have to be legal and Jack would have to be really drunk and upset with Sawyer...
Carrie (S&C)/Johnny Depp - Weird. she doesn't seem his type.
Ryan (O.C.)/The Seer (Charmed) - ::giggles some more:: Oh jeebus! That would be frelling funny.
Lee (BSG)/Jack Bauer (24) - Yes, because Lee always wanted to date someone just like his dad, but hotter.
True (Earth 2)/Rusty (Ocean’s 11) - Maybe as her foster dad or something, but that's just sick otherwise.
Logan Echolls (VM)/Dr. Chase (House) - The two hot brats hook up! Me likey!
House/Pyro (x-men) - Um...no.
Nick Carter/Evil Anakin (SW) - ::dies laughing:: No really, I'm dead.
Kevin Richardson/Mr. Smith (Mr. & Mrs. Smith) - Someone hires Mr. Smith to kill Kevin after seeing his mullet in the new video.
Audrey Hepburn/The Bluth Boys (AD) - Not sure how that would work, but who wouldn't want the Bluth boys?
Paul Walker/Buffy - It would be hot and sweaty! That's fine by me.
Will Turner (PoTC)/Lucas (Empire Records) - Lucas would confuse the hell out of Will. Though Lucas does have experience with friends who pine away for girls.
Captain Jack Sparrow (POTC)/Vince (Entourage) - Hahahahahahahahahahaha...they both do love the ladies and the drink...
Ari (Entourage)/Goth God (JoA) - General Fic. Nothing more. I find it way too creepy to pair God with anyone.
Jaye Tyler (Wonderfalls)/Rob Thomas - she's too snarky for him, I think.
Eric (wonderfalls)/Jayne (FF) - Jayne would kill Eric and that would make me sad.
Roger (Rent)/Ryan Gosling - the HOTNESS! Write this and just...melt into puddle!
Shawn (4400)/Virgil (Thunderbirds) - My two pretty boys in shiny fandoms. Yet, not that appealing.
Starbuck (BSG)/Sawyer (Lost) - HOLY SHIT! ::hypnotizes list:: write this, write this...
Matt Keesler/Nine (Dr. Who) - that's just weird.
Michael Bluth (AD)/Murphy & Connor (Boondock Saints) - Um...like Michael wasn't dysfunctional enough without taking up a threesome with twin brothers?
Jeff (coupling)/Old Guys from Muppets - It somehow fits for Jeff.
Duncan (VM)/Helo (BSG) - The good-guy sidekicks
Piper (Charmed)/Brian Kinney (QAF) - If he weren't gay, Piper would be one lucky lady.
The Scoobies (Buffy)/Orlando Bloom - I'm not sure what to think of this
Mrs. Smith (Mr. & Mrs. Smith)/Lex Luthor - Another one that someone should really write. I mean, it's at least a possible one.
Tom Welling/Will (Alias) - It would be awfully pretty.
Michael Buble/Michael Phelps - From a writing point of view, it would just be a pain - how to differentiate between the Michaels without using things like "the tanned swimmer looked at the crooner..."
Ioan Gruffud/Ronon Dex (SGA) - Yes please. A big serving of hot.
And as one is left and I have more than one Dex icon…
Ronon Dex (SGA)/Julian Luna (Kindred) – Cash is also in the icon, so feel free to add him into the hot mix.
Is it sick that there are a few I'd love to see written?
::bats eyelashes::
Okay, I'm off to rewatch BSG to fully absord all that happened.
Ciao.
Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing. Second two people; second pairing. Etc.
Note: Bolded my faves - just in case someone's interested.
Fred (AtS)/Shakespeare (shakespeare in love) - traveling through one of her portals again?
Michael Guerin (Roswell)/Luke Danes - ::giggles:: then ::giggles some more::
Maria Deluca (roswell)/Josh Lyman (WW) - weird. he's too old for her, but there could be banter on big block of cheese day where Maria fights for rights of supposed "aliens"
Lorelai Gilmore (GG)/Eric Weiss (Alias) - oddly intriguing if I didn't find it blasphemous to think of Lorelai with someone other than Luke
Sydney Bristow (Alias)/Dan Rydell (Sports Night) - OMG! HOT! Write this! My birthday is Sunday! C'mon people!
Casey McCall (Sports Night)/Joan Girardi (JoA) - EWWWWW! She's like his son's age...okay, a little older, but honestly. Maybe God can force her to intern for him, but no pairing. I'd cry.
Sark (alias)/Draco Malfoy (HP) - Make him legal and that would be the hottest thing ever.
John Crichton (Farscape)/Clark Kent (Smallville) - the two farmboys can talk about life and outgrowing their roots.
Chris Perry (Charmed)/John Sheppard (SGA) - The banter! The pretty! Me wants it!
Kyle Valenti (Roswell)/Faith (Buffy) - Talk about the snark possibilities! Faith is just the type of girl that Kyle needs.
Simon (FF)/Charlie (Lost) - strangely alluring to me.
Veronica Mars/Selene (underworld) - Um...they could exchange angstful tales of woe and stuff.
Jack (Lost)/Seth (OC) - Seth would have to be legal and Jack would have to be really drunk and upset with Sawyer...
Carrie (S&C)/Johnny Depp - Weird. she doesn't seem his type.
Ryan (O.C.)/The Seer (Charmed) - ::giggles some more:: Oh jeebus! That would be frelling funny.
Lee (BSG)/Jack Bauer (24) - Yes, because Lee always wanted to date someone just like his dad, but hotter.
True (Earth 2)/Rusty (Ocean’s 11) - Maybe as her foster dad or something, but that's just sick otherwise.
Logan Echolls (VM)/Dr. Chase (House) - The two hot brats hook up! Me likey!
House/Pyro (x-men) - Um...no.
Nick Carter/Evil Anakin (SW) - ::dies laughing:: No really, I'm dead.
Kevin Richardson/Mr. Smith (Mr. & Mrs. Smith) - Someone hires Mr. Smith to kill Kevin after seeing his mullet in the new video.
Audrey Hepburn/The Bluth Boys (AD) - Not sure how that would work, but who wouldn't want the Bluth boys?
Paul Walker/Buffy - It would be hot and sweaty! That's fine by me.
Will Turner (PoTC)/Lucas (Empire Records) - Lucas would confuse the hell out of Will. Though Lucas does have experience with friends who pine away for girls.
Captain Jack Sparrow (POTC)/Vince (Entourage) - Hahahahahahahahahahaha...they both do love the ladies and the drink...
Ari (Entourage)/Goth God (JoA) - General Fic. Nothing more. I find it way too creepy to pair God with anyone.
Jaye Tyler (Wonderfalls)/Rob Thomas - she's too snarky for him, I think.
Eric (wonderfalls)/Jayne (FF) - Jayne would kill Eric and that would make me sad.
Roger (Rent)/Ryan Gosling - the HOTNESS! Write this and just...melt into puddle!
Shawn (4400)/Virgil (Thunderbirds) - My two pretty boys in shiny fandoms. Yet, not that appealing.
Starbuck (BSG)/Sawyer (Lost) - HOLY SHIT! ::hypnotizes list:: write this, write this...
Matt Keesler/Nine (Dr. Who) - that's just weird.
Michael Bluth (AD)/Murphy & Connor (Boondock Saints) - Um...like Michael wasn't dysfunctional enough without taking up a threesome with twin brothers?
Jeff (coupling)/Old Guys from Muppets - It somehow fits for Jeff.
Duncan (VM)/Helo (BSG) - The good-guy sidekicks
Piper (Charmed)/Brian Kinney (QAF) - If he weren't gay, Piper would be one lucky lady.
The Scoobies (Buffy)/Orlando Bloom - I'm not sure what to think of this
Mrs. Smith (Mr. & Mrs. Smith)/Lex Luthor - Another one that someone should really write. I mean, it's at least a possible one.
Tom Welling/Will (Alias) - It would be awfully pretty.
Michael Buble/Michael Phelps - From a writing point of view, it would just be a pain - how to differentiate between the Michaels without using things like "the tanned swimmer looked at the crooner..."
Ioan Gruffud/Ronon Dex (SGA) - Yes please. A big serving of hot.
And as one is left and I have more than one Dex icon…
Ronon Dex (SGA)/Julian Luna (Kindred) – Cash is also in the icon, so feel free to add him into the hot mix.
Is it sick that there are a few I'd love to see written?
::bats eyelashes::
Okay, I'm off to rewatch BSG to fully absord all that happened.
Ciao.
