I'm going to hell, but this is funny stuff...

[tommygirl]

Happy Birthday miss_anya!!!

I hope it's a fabulous day, darling. I run a bit behind on ficlets, but feel free to give me a prompt/character/pairing and I'll write one for you.

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So many eons ago as a Phillies' fan, I used to be madly in love with Darren Daulton, the catcher.

And since, I have become more in love with him for his special brand of crazy. Because I'm mean, I find his insanity loveable and ohmygod, I cannot wait for his book to come out next month.

If you're thinking it's because of my love of baseball, I must direct you to one of these numerous quotes from his website:

"In If They Only Knew Darren will delve into issues of ascension such as dimensions and levels of consciousness, the Mayan Calendar and December 21, 2012, creating one's own reality and a lot more. The book's message is clear: Open your mind to new ideas and know that there is more to our life than only what we can see, feel and touch! "

Dude, my favorite is still the interviews he's done recently where he said things like, "Well, of course I've time traveled." Just INSANE. And I *LOVE* it.

Oh and I can't forget the Sports Illustrated Interview from 2006.

"At 44, Daulton is not nearly the same guy he was at 24 or even 34. "I didn't have my first out-of-body experience until I was 35," he says. Curiously, the epiphany occurred at one of baseball's holiest shrines -- Wrigley Field. "I hit a line-drive just inside the third base line to help win a game," he recalls. "The strange thing was I didn't hit that ball. I never hit balls inside the third base line!"

Seriously, even if you're not a Phillies or baseball fan, check this stuff out. Oh, the crazy, it burns. This is my favorite meltdown since Tom Cruise went all batshit insane.

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Also crazy? Color Me Badd dude on Mission: Manband. He's going crazy and we're only two episodes in. And how sad is it when of the four of them, the music producer thought Rich from LFO's lyrics were the best? Oh dear.

Crack! I love it.

Comments

[stac88.livejournal.com]

I heard about that show..when is it on?

Just one more "I shouldn't be watching this as its bad, but really, you just have to" shows for me to watch.. (i.e. The Two Coreys).

[storydivagirl.livejournal.com]

Mission Manband airs on Sunday nights. I think it's 10pm (I dvr it at a later time due to conflicts).

Dude, Two Coreys is great too. Oh, I used to not be quite so lame!

[offtheceiling.livejournal.com]

the music producer thought Rich from LFO's lyrics were the best? Oh dear.

Which is bullshit. Because Chris was clearly the best writer AND singer. And I would totally say that even if I didn't want to have his babies. But he's the most talented of that group by a long shot and the producer guy was just pissed that he didn't write a whole song or whatever.

Oh lord. These are my srs bizness thoughts on CRACK REALITY TV. *facepalm*

[storydivagirl.livejournal.com]

Dude, Chris is the only reason I'm watching this show. Okay, I probably would've checked out a few minutes out of sick fascination otherwise, but it's an Nsync boy.

I don't get why the producer was like, "B doesn't cut it" when he only gave them a few hours to write a song. Now I don't know much about writing songs, but that seems an awfully quick turnover.

[obeetaybee.livejournal.com]

Lordy. I haven't heard the name Darren Daulton is YEARS. Nice to see he's still as crazy as ever!

[storydivagirl.livejournal.com]

My original comment was eaten by LJ - probably Darren Dalton and his crazy abilities at work!

I'm so psyched for this book.

[shay-renoylds.livejournal.com]

Um... wow...

That's incredibly, uh, unique. *cough* says the girl who's read Anthony Rapp's biography.

Awesome, dude.

Also, your freaking mood set is distracting me again.

[storydivagirl.livejournal.com]

Yes, my mood icons are quite distracting. I'm a fan of "hot" myself. Hee.

Dude, I can't wait until I have this book and I can post excerpts. I'm thinking of getting it for relatives because of their Phillies love only to have them find out he's cracked.

[juxtoppozed.livejournal.com]

He doesn't remember hitting the ball? Surely he's heard of being "in the zone"? I love crazy athletes. The NBA, for one, has not been the same since Dennis Rodman retired and now there's no one to kick referees in the groin or jump on their backs. The best part is often the brawls/spats/fights.

[storydivagirl.livejournal.com]

Stupid LJ keeps eating my comments!

But dude, I love crazy celebrities! It's so fun to watch!

[miss-anya.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much! :O) It's so sweet of you!

I have an idea for a pairing: Dean Winchester and Veronica Mars, this could be interesting!

Dean Winchester meets Spike from Buffy could be interesting too! You decide! :O)

I'm looking forward to read it! :O)

[storydivagirl.livejournal.com]

Okay, Dean & Veronica, battle of the snark...any specific prompt to go with it, darling?

[miss-anya.livejournal.com]

I will leave that up to you, I want to be surprised! :O)

I've never had a ficlet written for me before! :O)

I'm really looking forward to read it but there is no rush! :O)

Thanks again! :O)

[overnighter.livejournal.com]

Aw, I used to love Daulton almost as much as I loved Jon Kruk ("I ain't a athlete, lady.) It's nice to see he's as loopy as ever.

[storydivagirl.livejournal.com]

Dude, I think he's loopier. Like before he used to drink a lot and not be the brightest bulb, now he's just...cracked.

[nicalamity.livejournal.com]

Mission Manband rocks my socks. I'm so glad I'm not alone in the crack!

[skuf.livejournal.com]

This is my favorite meltdown since Tom Cruise went all batshit insane.
I have to say since Anne Heche thought she was a SPESHUL STAR-BEING name CELESTIA. I'm entirely unconvinced she doesn't still secretly think that.